Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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