a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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