Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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