Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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