Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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