eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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