My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
