its not stalking. its research.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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