And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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