i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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