dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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