OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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