Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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