dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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