We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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