Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We need to get me chipped asap
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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