All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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