Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
this just has baby written all over it
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
