so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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