I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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