another moral hangover. fuck.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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