Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just high enough for therapy.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
