You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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