i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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