She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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