Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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