Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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