I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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