in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.