Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i may or may not be watching the land before time
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more