who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all