you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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