it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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