My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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