That's intense
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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