his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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