can u get pink eye on your cock?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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