Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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