You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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