ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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