What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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