I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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