Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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