there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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