you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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