Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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