Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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