didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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