The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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