I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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