Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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