You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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