He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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