Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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