I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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