You're a womanizer and a bitch.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I understand Curling. That high.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
