I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Randomize
