And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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