so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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